bewbin:

you always gotta keep your opponent on their toes. unless your opponent is a ballerina, that is where they are most powerful 

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The Rest of the Conversation Below the Line

  • DC: Wonder Woman is too difficult to find a movie audience for-
  • Marvel: YO YOU LIKE BLACK WIDOW? HERE SHE IS IN THE NEXT CAPTAIN AMERICA MOVIE WITH A TON OF SCREENTIME AND MAJOR ASSKICKING SKILLS
  • DC: We can't allow the lesbians in Batwoman to get married in the comic, sorry.
  • Marvel: HEY GUESS WHAT WE'RE GONNA FEATURE A GAY WEDDING ON THE COVER OF AN X-MEN ISSUE
  • DC: The new direction for storytelling needs to be dark, gritty, mature and cynical.
  • Marvel: DUDE CHECK IT OUT LOKI GOES SPEED DATING IS THAT NOT THE BEST SHIT EVER
  • DC: After years of rumors, the Superman/Batman movie is finally coming, but with a new actor and suit for Batman and MAYBE a cameo from Wonder Woman.
  • Marvel: PHASE 2 MOTHERFUCKERS EVERYONE IS IN EVERYONE'S MOVIE AND THERE AIN'T NO STOPPIN US NOW
  • DC: We can try to add maybe one or two 'people of color' to our lineup...maybe...
  • Marvel: NEW MS MARVEL THAT'S MUSLIM AMERICAN, BITCHES.
  • DC: We feel no problem with Batman's vengeful personality being like wet cardboard.
  • Marvel: NEW LATINA GHOST RIDER WHO SEEKS VENGEANCE WHILE TAKING HIS SWEET LIL BRO FOR ICE CREAM
  • DC: We can't mention any superhero titles in our movies, that's ridiculous.
  • Marvel: FUCK YEAH YOU WANT A RACCOON VOICED BY BRADLEY COOPER WITH A GIANT GUN? YOU WANT VIN DIESEL PLAYING A TREE? AMY FUCKING POND PLAYING A SEXY BALD SPACE PIRATE? HERE YOU FUCKERS GO
  • DC: Our fanbase is mostly white males, I'm sure our focus is-
  • Marvel: NEW SHE HULK LINE WHERE SHE GOES TO COURT THEN SAVES NEW YORK
  • DC: Wait-
  • Marvel: NEW FEMALE THOR
  • DC: I didn't-
  • Marvel: NEW BLACK CAPTAIN AMERICA
  • Marvel: TAKE ALL THIS COOL SHIT MARVEL BE OUTIE
  • Marvel: PEACE
  • ------------------------------------------------
  • DC: If you stop shouting for just a second -
  • Marvel: YOU WANT STORM IN A SOLO BOOK? BOOM! YOU GOT IT CHUMPS!
  • DC: And it only took you guys 39 years. How about something with Black Panther?
  • Marvel: . . . um, who?
  • DC: Yeah, that character you guys personally said was too hard to make, let alone difficult in creating a city like Wakanda
  • Marvel: OH! IT'S COMING! MAYBE.
  • DC: And why wasn't James Rhodes in the first Avengers movie?
  • Marvel: SO HE COULD ROCK IT IN IRON MAN 3!
  • DC: And why'd you kill off Darwin, the immortal Black guy in X-Men: First Class and how come you don't put in Monica Rambeau, Misty Knight, Cloak and Dagger, Luke Cage, - - -
  • Marvel: MILES MORALES IS MEETING THE X-MEN IN THE COMICS! NOT A HOAX! NOT A DREAM! BOOYAH!
  • DC: Are you going to make a movie with Miles Morales as Spider-Man?
  • Marvel: MILES IS MAKING A CAMEO ON AN UPCOMING EPISODE OF ULTIMATE SPIDER-MAN ON DISNEY XD!! BUT WE HAVE SO MUCH MORE THAN THAT! BLACK WIDOW'S KICKING ASS IN CAPTAIN AMERICA 2!!!!
  • DC: You knock us for not having a solo Wonder Woman movie now. Where's a solo Black Widow movie? Where's a solo Storm movie? Where's a Heroes For Hire movie? Where's a solo Captain Marvel movie?
  • MARVEL: GO SEE LUCY AND WE MIGHT MAKE A SOLO BLACK WIDOW IN PHASE SEVEN, MAYBE!
  • DC: You give us crap for not making movies. We've slacked. We're trying to catch up. Our parent company just happens to be in the movie-making industry, not the superhero film industry. What was the last non-animated, non-superhero, non-remake/revival film made (not just distributed) by Disney made to break #1 in the past five years?
  • MARVEL: WE'VE GOT DAREDEVIL ON NETFLIX SOON!
  • DC: We have Arrow, The Flash, and soon I Zombie on the CW, Constantine on NBC, and Gotham on FOX now. Blam!
  • MARVEL: WE HAD A GAY WEDDING ON A COVER OF X-MEN!
  • DC: But what have you done with Jean-Paul and Kyle since?
  • MARVEL: WHO?
  • DC: The couple you married two years ago. Oh, and we have a married Batwoman in one of our comics. And she's married to Renee Montoya.
  • MARVEL: WE STILL HAVE MUSLIM AND LATINO HEROES IN LEAD ROLES!
  • DC: We've done that decades ago. Vibe, Kyle Rayner, Jaime Reyes, Simon Baz, Kahina Eskandari, Hannibal White, Bilal Asselah. . .
  • MARVEL: . . . most of which haven't been seen since you rebooted four years ago.
  • DC: We're slowly rectifying that. Still, how many Captain America #1s will you guys publish before 2020?
  • MARVEL: EVERY NEW DIRECTION NEEDS TO BE REBOOTED NOW AND FOREVER! WE'RE MARVEL NOW!
  • DC: We're DC. We're not perfect, but we have something you'll never have.
  • MARVEL: WHAT'S THAT?
  • DC: Batman. And Superman. And Wonder Woman. And The Flash. And Green Arrow. Often imitated, never duplicated.
  • MARVEL: LOSER TALK!

7/  Quotes to live by

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billykaploser:

tumblr is currently a place for people not at comic-con to sit and wait for pictures of comic-con to be posted. then cry about how we are not at comic-con.  

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Every year at Comic Con I play a little game with the folks called ‘Geeks and Posers.’
Okay. Definitely I’m a poser, hands up.

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comic-commentary:

DIANA MY QUEEN
from Wonder Woman #33

comic-commentary:

DIANA MY QUEEN

from Wonder Woman #33

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feyminism:

♪ Live fast, die young, bad girls do it well ♪

#did you mean: the moment i fell for this show 

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